Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?
A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?
A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
Hey, listen up buttercup. The joke is that if Toledo, a smaller city, had a professional football team, then Cincinnati, a bigger city, would also want one. It's like saying if your dumb self can do something, then anyone can, you get it?