Fly to the Sun

A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!

The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, genius! The joke is that blondes are known for being dumb. The blonde in the joke thinks that she can fly to the sun at night! Of course, that's not gonna work since the sun's only out during the day. Also, you should drink more water because you are probably very dehydrated.

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