Half the Islands

Ever since convicted New York State felon Donald John Trump has taken office, the Canada-US border has been a mess of tariffs, counter-tariffs and boycotts.

And where does it end? I just got served a salad with 500 Islands in the dressing instead of a thousand. The price was the same.

Salad
Tariff
Politics
Border
Canada
Island

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, slow-brain. Thousand Island dressing is named after a region on the US-Canada border. If there's a boycott or trade war, the joke is you only get half the islands. You're paying full price for less, which is probably how you live your whole life anyway.