You know it’s called the circle of life? Cuz there’s no point to it.
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When your lonely watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there’s a salad dressing.
What kind of tea is really hard to swallow? Reality.
A man assaulted me with milk,cheese,and butter. How dairy.