State jokes

Wanna hear a funny joke?

John's life.

Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!

"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.

"T," said the blonde.

Why can't orphans be criminals?

Because they're never wanted.

To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.

Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.

What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?

Brigham Young and Boise State.

What do you call California during a forest fire?

Completely normal.

I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.

What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?

They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.

Uh!!!

Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?

Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.

Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."

Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

And throws the White man off of the building.

Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"

The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.

When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!

When are you from Kansas? You know!!! 🐌

Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."

Does a midget count as an orphan?

Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.