State jokes
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
John's life.
What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
Uh!!!
Where are virgins usually born?
Virginia.
Memes
Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
I can't come in, because I'm too high.
C'mon guys, I know I'm not the only bored one around here!
When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!
When are you from Kansas? You know!!! 🐌