Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
Uh!!!
Where are virgins usually born?
Virginia.
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
I can't come in, because I'm too high.
C'mon guys, I know I'm not the only bored one around here!
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!
When are you from Kansas? You know!!! 🐌
