State jokes
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
John's life.
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
Uh!!!
Memes
Where are virgins usually born?
Virginia.
Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
Does a midget count as an orphan?
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
C'mon guys, I know I'm not the only bored one around here!
I can't come in, because I'm too high.