Sport jokes
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!
At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"
Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
You signed up for football, but you're no good.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
Why can't orphans play basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.