Sport jokes

What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.

Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.

Why can Chinese people play baseball?

Because they ate the bat.

Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?

They both can throw a hook.

"Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!

Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.

Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.

What has 3 legs, 4 arms, and 5 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.

He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"

One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!

Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.

Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!

What has 6 legs, 10 arms, and 3 heads?

The Boston marathon finish line.

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting nailed to the boards.

Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.

Fuck the Green Bay Packers!

What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?

The NBA.

A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.

Why?

The kid had no legs.

What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?

Cheater, cheater, woman beater!

I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.

What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.

What do you call a space Muslim?

A Tusken Raider.

What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?

Tragic Johnson.