Sport jokes
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
"Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!
Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.
What has 3 legs, 4 arms, and 5 heads?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!
Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
What has 6 legs, 10 arms, and 3 heads?
The Boston marathon finish line.
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
Fuck the Green Bay Packers!
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.