Sport jokes
Fuck the Green Bay Packers!
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.