Sport jokes
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
What has 3 legs, 4 arms, and 5 heads?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!
Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
What has 6 legs, 10 arms, and 3 heads?
The Boston marathon finish line.
Memes
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
Fuck the Green Bay Packers!
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
My mom told me a joke about boxing.
I guess I missed the punch line.
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.