Sport jokes
Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
"Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!
Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.
What has 3 legs, 4 arms, and 5 heads?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Memes
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!
Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
What has 6 legs, 10 arms, and 3 heads?
The Boston marathon finish line.
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
Fuck the Green Bay Packers!
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
My mom told me a joke about boxing.
I guess I missed the punch line.
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.