Sport jokes
What has 6 legs, 10 arms, and 3 heads?
The Boston marathon finish line.
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
Fuck the Green Bay Packers!
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Memes
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.