Sport jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
Why don't we wrestle bears?
The pain is un-bearable.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
MISSING!! MISSING!! 🚨
Name-pionel PESSI Missing: 09/03/2021 vs Madrid Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty"
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, St etienne
Last seen- Alaba’s Pocket
⚠️ ⚠️: don’t walk around with pens
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.