Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Sport Jokes
My mom told me a joke about boxing.
I guess I missed the punch line.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
I wondered why the baseball was getting closer...
Then it hit me!
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Ever absorb Griffin?
Brady Quinn!!
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
Baller.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
