Sport jokes
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
My mom told me a joke about boxing.
I guess I missed the punch line.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
Ever absorb Griffin?
Brady Quinn!!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.