Sport jokes
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
Memes
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Ever absorb Griffin?
Brady Quinn!!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
I wondered why the baseball was getting closer...
Then it hit me!
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.
My mom told me a joke about boxing.
I guess I missed the punch line.