Sport jokes
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Ever absorb Griffin?
Brady Quinn!!
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
I wondered why the baseball was getting closer...
Then it hit me!
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
My mom told me a joke about boxing.
I guess I missed the punch line.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.