Sport jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.
I wondered why the baseball was getting closer...
Then it hit me!
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Ever absorb Griffin?
Brady Quinn!!
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!