Sport jokes
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
Memes
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Ever absorb Griffin?
Brady Quinn!!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.