Stolen Vacation

One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!

Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.

Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this dude wins a trip to Saudi Arabia, right? But then, outta nowhere, Pristiano Penaldo—whoever that is—yoinks his lottery ticket 'cause he needs the trip to "statpad the PENS!" Sounds like sportsball nonsense to me, but hey, I'm just a bear. As for you, I heard that you spend too much time talking about others, maybe try focusing on yourself for a change, genius.

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