Sport jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Memes
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
"Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!
Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.