Sport jokes
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Memes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.