Sport jokes
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Who is the goat Ronaldo suuuuuuuuuiiiiiii
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
LewenGOALski
Joe, I wish you had never asked me to scout for a fresh tight end.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
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