Sport jokes
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.