Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.