Sport jokes
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.