Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, smarty pants. The joke is funny because it uses the phrase "nailed to the boards," which is a hockey term for when a player is checked hard into the boards. But it also refers to Jesus being nailed to the cross. Get it? You probably don't.
Kc
I cannot edit/delete this since I published it - so I'm sorry I published it RIGHT AFTER I published it. 🙄 Hopefully it's at least in two different categories.
snail
booya