Finish Line jokes

What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?

One actually finished a race.

Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.

He turns, he shoots!

And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...

Pedophiles don't win races because they like to come in a little behind.

What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

You're really...

DONE🔫

Line (DYM 105)

Are you fin-ished with your work?

What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.

What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?

Finish a race.