What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?
Finish a race.
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.