Finish Line jokes

What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?

One actually finished a race.

Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.

What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.

He turns, he shoots!

And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...

What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?

Finish a race.

Pedophiles don't win races because they like to come in a little behind.

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

You're really...

DONE🔫

Line (DYM 105)

Are you fin-ished with your work?

What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.