Finish Line jokes

What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?

Finish a race.

Pedophiles don't win races because they like to come in a little behind.

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

He turns, he shoots!

And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...

Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.

What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.

What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?

One actually finished a race.

What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

Why can't Hitler join track?

Because he can't even finish a race.

Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!