Sport jokes
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Memes
they didnt understand me
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
Basketballs are bigger than end.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.