Sport jokes
If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
Memes
Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
And Sterling has taken a dive.
That's all for financial news, back to the football.
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.