Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.
Sport Jokes
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
