Sport jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
they didnt understand me
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"
Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.