Sport jokes
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
When your girl wants to hug when your watching the game
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.