Sport jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.
If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."