Sport jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
What is similar between sex and fishing?
It doesn't matter how deep you go, it matters how you wiggle the worm.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
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What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt finished the races.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I couldn’t quite remember how to catch a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
He he, that's MJ's pronouns.
23 is Michael Jordan's.
Fake news is Trump's.
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.