Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Memes
Why is basketball called basketball?
Because you play with a basket.
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
South's losing to Broncos. 😹
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!