Boston Marathon Finish Line

What has 3 legs, 4 arms, and 5 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is about the Boston Marathon finish line. Get it? Because people lost limbs in the Boston Marathon bombing? It's funny 'cause it's messed up. You wouldn't get it, though. Your brain is smoother than a bowling ball.

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