Sport jokes
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!
If laziness was an Olympic sport, I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"We’ve got a runner!"
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
I’ve just discovered that cock fighting is done with chickens.
12 months of training completely wasted.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
What was Jesus's favorite sport?
Lacrosse.
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”