Sport

Sport Jokes

Orphan

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don’t know what a home looks like.

Closet

Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”

Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”

Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”

Penaldo

Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?

Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵

Bowling Ball

What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?

I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!

Golfer

Why do disabled people make good golfers?

Because they're always handicapped.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans have phones?

Because it has a home button.

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t get a home run.

Stereotype

I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.

Cookbook

My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.

Orphan

Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?

Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.

Soccer

Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.

Difference

What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?

One does it for the cash, the other for the views.

Lottery Ticket

I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

Mom

Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.