Sport jokes
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
I’ve just discovered that cock fighting is done with chickens.
12 months of training completely wasted.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
What was Jesus's favorite sport?
Lacrosse.
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.