Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!