Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball !
why cant orphane play baseball? they cant find home
Why are orphans so bad at baseball Because they can’t get a home run
Why can’t orphans have phones Because it has a home button
Why don’t orphans play baseball Because they can’t get a home run
I told my brother If he wanted to have a Wonderful first day of school then he should put cook book in the women’s sports section at the school library.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cook book in the women’s sports section
How do you make a snooker table laugh tickle its balls
What's the difference between Rorochan and Skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead, I scratched it off and won a fucking ford focus!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube
What’s a priest favorite sport? Golf because most of the holes are less than 18
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
RHYME RACING
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library, when we returned them he said “your sister works the returns right” I told him “yes she does and she will be here in about five minutes”. He said “ why don’t we put a cook book in the women’s sports section” I told him “I love it” so I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have common? They both only change their pads after every third period!
i hat to run out of the libarie because i put the cook books in the women sports section
My mom told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's
