Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cook book in the women’s sports section
How do you make a snooker table laugh tickle its balls
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
