Sport jokes
Why was the orphan so good at baseball?
Because his coach said, "Go long or go home."
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one!
Did you know that soccer fields aren't made of 4 million crayons? They are actually made from grass. :)
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!
If laziness was an Olympic sport, I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"We’ve got a runner!"
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
I’ve just discovered that cock fighting is done with chickens.
12 months of training completely wasted.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
What was Jesus's favorite sport?
Lacrosse.
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.