A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
my aunt used to say "slow and steady wins the race". she died in a fire.
i went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
the way u talk is so slow that the put u in the movie fast and furious and changed the title to slow and serious!!!πππ
"Guess how I got to Germany so fast?"
"Because I was Russian!"
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
Q: who are the fastest readers? A: twin tower victims they got 80 stories in ten seconds
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds
If you're in Alabama family reunions are basically speed dating events.
Why did the lion lose the race-because he was playing with a cheetah
Bill gets home from work late again, and Susan is angry. She hollars at Bill, "I AM FURIOUS. WHEN I GO OUTSIDE TOMORROW THERE BETTER BE SOMETHING THAT GOES FROM 0 to 200 IN 6 SECONDS". Bill Says, "Ok". The next morning there is a box outside! Susan opens it..It's a scale! Bill hasn't been seen since October 2, 2002.
i identify as kilometers per second because i want to km/s
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah DUH!
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed MOST Wanted.
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? stopping it with a cricket bat
I dated a furry once The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah
How do you create the worlds quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gaschamber.
what goes 200 mph and is red??????????
babies in a blender
I like my women like I like my traction control disabled.
The cheetah had a race with a lion and the cheetah won, lion was like why you always a cheetah the cheetah was like why you always lion (lying).
