what goes 200 mph and is red??????????
babies in a blender
I like my women like I like my traction control disabled.
The cheetah had a race with a lion and the cheetah won, lion was like why you always a cheetah the cheetah was like why you always lion (lying).
what do you call a running chicken
scared
why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a fuck if my computer crashes
I dated a furry once The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah
My friend asked me how fast my humor was and I said it jumps borders then he asked how dark my humor is and I said it picks cotton.
Every male is expected to pass their drivers test, Paul Walker clearly failed his
I ran over neighbors cat last night and I just want to say... THAT THING WAS FAST! I had run a red light to get it!
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
My friend: you ever feel like life is pointless *drives faster* Me: yea- My friend: if you could die with one person who would it be? *speeds up more* Me: H-hey you should slow down! slow down slow down! were about to-
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake but it ended up fulfilling the 5 year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
Wanna hear a joke about the flash? "Never mind it's too fast"
Race car backwards is race car but if you turn race car sideways that’s how Paul walker go sent to gods inbox
Wen you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
what happened when the Cheetah took to many baths? He became spotless!!!
I told a kid in a wheelchair use your nitro boosts
