The Fast Gift

The humor comes from the double meaning of "zero to 80 quickly." The wife was likely thinking of a fast car, but the husband bought her scales, which quickly show the weight going up.

• Scale
• Wife
• Marriage
• Surprise
• Speed
• Husband

• My wife wanted something that went from 0 to 80 very quickly. So I brought her a new bathroom scale.
• There was this man, and he forgot about his wife's birthday. She was very upset and said that her present should come as fast as 1-200 by tomorrow. When she woke up, she saw a present in the bathroom. It was a scale.
• I got my husband a fridge for his birthday. His face lit up when he opened it.
• My friend gave me sugar for my birthday. She thought it was cheap; I thought it was pretty sweet.