Triathlon Showdown

The joke plays on the typical strengths of humans and sharks. While sharks are known for their swimming speed and humans are not, the joke hilariously implies that a race between the two would come down to a bike race, since sharks cannot ride bikes. The humor comes from the absurd scenario and the unexpected element of the bike race.

• Shark
• Bike
• Animal
• Speed
• Race
• Run

• You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.
• Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
• My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
• My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers! Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!