Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yea, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
racecar backwards is racecar but racecar sideways is how paul walker died
What food does a cheetah eat? Fast food
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys
My wife wanted a present that could go from Zero to 80 very quickly.
So I got her a new set of bathroom scales.
As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast, it has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.
my aunt used to say "slow and steady wins the race". she died in a fire.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
"Guess how I got to Germany so fast?"
"Because I was Russian!"
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
A Blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has you picture on it.'
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.
The Blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."
Q: who are the fastest readers? A: twin tower victims they got 80 stories in ten seconds
What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"
Why did the lion lose the race-because he was playing with a cheetah
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah DUH!
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? stopping it with a cricket bat
i identify as kilometers per second because i want to km/s
How do you create the worlds quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gaschamber.
