I'm a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral? He went from The Fast And The Furious to Gone In 60 Seconds
sticks and stones may break my bones but a crowbar could do it so much quicker
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast
3 Drunk men get in a taxi, the driver knew they were drunk so he started the car and turned it off. the first man gave him the money, the second man thanked him but the third man slapped the driver, the driver surprised that he noticed so he askes why and the third man replies with ̈why did you drive so fast. ̈
Sonic Can run around the world in a second. In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.
What is red and tan and spins for about 50mph??
A baby in a blender
Q: what’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf hitler?
A: One got to finish a race
what is the fastest country?iran
Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yea, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
racecar backwards is racecar but racecar sideways is how paul walker died
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What food does a cheetah eat? Fast food
My wife wanted a present that could go from Zero to 80 very quickly.
So I got her a new set of bathroom scales.
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
