When they say you live by the sword you die by the sword, not in Paul Walkers case he lived by the car died by a tree well I guess the car was stumped
Whats the difference with a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn’t wearing a seat belt
Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
the twin towers collapsed faster then my grandma did.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: Nice to eat you.
How did Hellen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH
I love ❤️ taking my daughter out in the car 🚙 every time we go over a speed bump I tell her we ran over another dog 🐕😂
Whats fast and almost got away? A Mexican jumping the border.
I painted my black ps5 white so the controller would run faster
My favorite thing to do on my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
I bought a white xbox to last longer and i bought a black xbox to run faster
My favorite species is a cheetah because
ima cheet-ah on the test.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire HOTWHEELS
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
