What is the fastest way to spread a rumor? Telephone? NO. Television? No. How then? Tell A Woman
i saw a kid in a wheelchair and i screamed EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!
imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in fast and furious his wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going
Jesus lives on a long time line, so he may seem slow to you.
I wonder of Steven hawking was a organ donor cuz i need new parts for my go kart
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast? A Slow-poke.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you. All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose? Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
What Runs Faster Than Stephen Hawking In His Wheel Chair. His Internet
Q. What’s a good thing about a child molesters A. They drive slow through school zones
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast? A: A rocket chip.
In the new Justice League movie Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that? Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road? A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
When your going 80KM in a school zone and one of the speed bumps scream.
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART
why is the cheetah so fast because it cant walk slow
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
