what do you call a running chicken
scared
Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C:... You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach
why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a fuck if my computer crashes
My friend asked me how fast my humor was and I said it jumps borders then he asked how dark my humor is and I said it picks cotton.
Every male is expected to pass their drivers test, Paul Walker clearly failed his
I ran over neighbors cat last night and I just want to say... THAT THING WAS FAST! I had run a red light to get it!
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, 'I can't breathe, I can't breathe !'
I just told him straight: 'Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes.'
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
My friend: you ever feel like life is pointless *drives faster* Me: yea- My friend: if you could die with one person who would it be? *speeds up more* Me: H-hey you should slow down! slow down slow down! were about to-
What is a prostitutes favorite form of traffic control?
Speed Humps
What do we want? Racecar noises! When do we want them? NEOWWWWW
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake but it ended up fulfilling the 5 year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
Wanna hear a joke about the flash? "Never mind it's too fast"
I told a kid in a wheelchair use your nitro boosts
Race car backwards is race car but if you turn race car sideways that’s how Paul walker go sent to gods inbox
what happened when the Cheetah took to many baths? He became spotless!!!
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
