When they say you live by the sword you die by the sword, not in Paul Walkers case he lived by the car died by a tree well I guess the car was stumped
Whats the difference with a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasnโt wearing a seat belt
Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work
Why does the orange ๐ beat the other fruits ๐ in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
the twin towers collapsed faster then my grandma did.
What do we want? Racecar noises! When do we want them? NEOWWWWW
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: Nice to eat you.
3 Drunk men get in a taxi, the driver knew they were drunk so he started the car and turned it off. the first man gave him the money, the second man thanked him but the third man slapped the driver, the driver surprised that he noticed so he askes why and the third man replies with ฬwhy did you drive so fast. ฬ
How did Hellen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH
Whats fast and almost got away? A Mexican jumping the border.
I painted my black ps5 white so the controller would run faster
I bought a white xbox to last longer and i bought a black xbox to run faster
My favorite species is a cheetah because
ima cheet-ah on the test.
Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book. Man 2: aww books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore. Man 1: She was in the road and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire HOTWHEELS
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
