Speed jokes
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
What's a cheetah's fav food?
Fast food!
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
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Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.
Are you lightning?
Because you're McQueen.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.
Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
As soon as I saw your mom, my Premature Ejaculation went off.
Three drunk guys entered a taxi.
The taxi driver knew that they were drunk, so he started the engine and turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination." The first guy gave him money, and the second guy said, "Thank you." The third guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked, thinking the third drunk knew what he did. But then he asked, "What was that for?" The third guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"
Why do cheetahs run?
Why not?
What do retarded cops give tickets for?
Going over 45 in a potato zone.
You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.