Lol jokes
Imagine not having parents. Lol.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
when your texting your friend funny jokes, Them on the other side when they say lol:
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great!
How do fish get to school?
On a octobus.
Lol.
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.
Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.
Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?
Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
What does a cheetah like to eat? Fast food, lol!
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL