Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great
what does Micheal Jackson do with his meat? " Just beat it " His song btw lol
what do you call a person who doesn't masturbate? - A liar
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How do fish get to school ?
On a octobus
Lol
why is the bald eagle bald?
because it has no hair
it has feathers. LOL
Imagine not having parents. lol
why do orphans hate cocmelon?
bececuse the parents are in every episode ;
Roses are red, clovers are green. I love your legs and whats in between. LOL
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Lol. It was just a prank bro.
Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it.
Guy 2: Is it a hard life?
Guy: Yup
Guy 2: Then you can't kill yourself LOL
Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the "game"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
*Im an orphan. lol
I have depression, and am suicidal nobody knows tho, lets joke about that lol
one day I came to my mom and said "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
mom: "no you can't.."
me: *throws butter out the window* me: "look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it
This is NOT my joke i found it on google its a texting joke Mom:Son youre grandma just passed away LOL Son:mom what do you mean LOL that means laughing out loud Mom:oh no i thought that meant lots of love i have to text everyone back!!!!
Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall lol
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started she said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked my dad he said it all started with Adam and Eve so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
Why doesn't a skeleton to dance. Because he had no body to dance with. Lol sans
Imagine if on April first the government says hahhaha you all fell for it covid19 is fake we actually killed all those people lol
