Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great!
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How do fish get to school ?
On a octobus
Lol
why is the bald eagle bald?
because it has no hair
it has feathers. LOL
Imagine not having parents. Lol.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Roses are red, clovers are green. I love your legs and whats in between. LOL
Lol I have a teeny black dick.
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."
Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"
Guy: "Yup"
Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"
Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
I'm an orphan, lol.
I have depression, and am suicidal. Nobody knows though, let's joke about that lol.
One day I came to my mom and said, "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
Mom: "No you can't..."
Me: *throws butter out the window* Me: "Look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it.
This is NOT my joke. I found it on Google. It's a texting joke.
Mom: Son, your grandma just passed away LOL.
Son: Mom, what do you mean LOL? That means laughing out loud.
Mom: Oh no, I thought that meant lots of love. I have to text everyone back!!!!
Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."
