Foam

Foam jokes

Razor

If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.

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    Foam memes

    Poop

    When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.

    Forehead

    Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."

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    • Stereotype

    What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?

    They're both yellow and can't drive.

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    • Toaster

    The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.

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    • Glove

    My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."

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    Speed

    A repost to celebrate: Happy Mario Day! Take a break and read your favorite chapter from the Communist Manifesto.

    Cartoon image of Mario with the superimposed text "When the fire extinguisher said it lasts for 3-5 years, but you drink all the foam in 37 minutes. I have achieved unlimited speed... but nowhere to put it."
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    When you hate tomatoes but you realise they have the word "toe" in them so you lowkey start foaming in the mouth

    Typically, the base for lean is a strong prescription cold medicine, specifically cough syrup that contains both promethazine and codeine. Other preparations use codeine/guaifenasin, hydrocodone/chlorphenamine, hydrocodone/APAP, and hydrocodone/homatropine. Over-the-counter cold medicines that contain dextromethorphan (often paired with guaifenasin or acetaminophen) as the active ingredient have also been used, as th… Read more

    You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number" ​ ​ ​ You're so fat that an oragami crane has less folds than you. ​ ​ ​ You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat people shout out "taxi" ​ ​ ​ You're so fat, the photo I took of you last christmas is still printing.

    You're so fat that when you want to iron your pants, you have to go out to your driveway. ​ … Read more

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