If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.
Foam Jokes
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
Memes
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A repost to celebrate: Happy Mario Day! Take a break and read your favorite chapter from the Communist Manifesto.