Foam jokes
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.
who wood win
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.
Jelianis' forehead😈
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
The ultimate speedrun
Community talk
When you hate tomatoes but you realise they have the word "toe" in them so you lowkey start foaming in the mouth
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