Foam jokes
If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
The ultimate speedrun
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a happy meal.
Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
who wood win
A repost to celebrate: Happy Mario Day! Take a break and read your favorite chapter from the Communist Manifesto.
Community talk
When you hate tomatoes but you realise they have the word "toe" in them so you lowkey start foaming in the mouth
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You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number" You're so fat that an oragami crane has less folds than you. You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat people shout out "taxi" You're so fat, the photo I took of you last christmas is still printing.
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