Foam jokes
If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.
Memes
The ultimate speedrun
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
Memes
who wood win
A repost to celebrate: Happy Mario Day! Take a break and read your favorite chapter from the Communist Manifesto.
Community
You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number" You're so fat that an oragami crane has less folds than you. You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat people shout out "taxi" You're so fat, the photo I took of you last christmas is still printing.
You're so fat that when you want to iron your pants, you have to go out to your driveway. … Read more