Hallucinating Speed Bump

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny 'cause it flips the script. You expect the dude driving to be trippin' balls, not the inanimate speed bump. It's like expecting your grandma to drop a sick rap, which, let's be honest, is about as likely as you understanding advanced calculus. So, yeah, surprise element = humor. Now go back to drooling on your coloring book.