Usain Bolt

Usain Bolt Jokes

Race

Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?

Because he successfully finished a race!

Race

What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?

They both finished the races.

Difference

Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?

A: One got to finish a race.

Difference

What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

Usain Bolt can finish a race.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!

Hairline

Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!

Cop

Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.