Usain Bolt jokes
Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?
They both finished the races.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Q: What鈥檚 the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.
My boat is super fast, so I named it Usain.
Usain Boat.
Chuck Norris once won a race against Usain Bolt, running in the opposite direction around the track, blindfolded, on one foot.
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!