Usain Bolt jokes
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.
What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?
They both finished the races.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
Chuck Norris once won a race against Usain Bolt, running in the opposite direction around the track, blindfolded, on one foot.
My boat is super fast, so I named it Usain.
Usain Boat.
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!