Sound Jokes

What did the cat say when she stubbed her toe?

"(Me)owwww!"

The FitnessGramTM Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Level 1 Feel it One Two Three Four Five Six Seven; end of level one.

Knock knock.

Who is there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!

AKELD SOUNDS LIKE A 56 YEAR OLD MAN JUST PICKING ON KIDS FOR NO REASON I SAY GET A LIFE

What does a cow sound like when in a horror house

Moo mooo moooooooo(screaming)

Fr fr

The image shows a man's face positioned directly in front of a fan. The text above the image reads, "no one: Billie Eilish: I'm a baAaAaAdD gUuUyyYyyy".

What do dogs do that trees don't do?

Answer: They bark!

badoom ching

What kind of pillow makes sounds?

heehee

A bass drum is the boss.

If you think I sound sexy, just reply "sexy."

Why did the rapper get lost in the music?

Because he couldn't find the beat.

How does a rapper start his day?

With a MIC check!

I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.

So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.