What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
The butt quack one.
I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.
I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.
When the nlgga is farting!!!
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
Uhhhh ohhhhhhh yea (moan).
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?
I wake up and I find myself on the floor.
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
Reeeeeeeeeeee!
BRUHS0UNDEFFECT!
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
What did the baritone say to the alto?
Nothing, you couldn’t hear him.
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
"Baaad boy."
