Sound jokes
Reeeeeeeeeeee!
Uhhhh ohhhhhhh yea (moan).
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?
I wake up and I find myself on the floor.
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
What did the baritone say to the alto?
Nothing, you couldn’t hear him.
BRUHS0UNDEFFECT!
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
Hi guys, I'm going to be out for 3 days. Also, quote for the day and advice.
Quote. (Made by me) Don't look back at tomorrow; just look forward today. There are new thoughts, strength, and ideas.
Advice. Sometimes ppl have opinions, and those opinions are probably what you don't like, but don't bring negativity on them just because of what they're saying. If you chose, you probably say, "I don't understand that statement, but it does sound good." This is not a drama site; it's a joking site.
P.S. No hating in these comments.
Paralyzed Man: *gets up* I’m out of here!
Blind Man: Did that paralyzed man just get up?
Deaf Man: Did that Blind Man see that paralyzed man get up?
Mute Man: Did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
Dead Man: Did that mute man just say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
“Normal” Man: Did that dead man hear the mute man say did that deaf man hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
Doctor: *calls 911*
911 service: 911 what’s your emergency?
Doctor: Yes, uh, a “normal” person just said that did that dead man just hear a mute man say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see a paralyzed man get up?
911 service: *hangs up*
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow," I said.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow."
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.