How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
You set it on fire; then it goes, "WOOF!"
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you cotton-headed ninny muggins. This joke is funny because it's dark. Like your future. The joke suggests setting a cat on fire to make it sound like a dog. Obviously, setting animals on fire is wrong and will land your butt in jail faster than you can say "animal cruelty." The humor comes from the unexpected and disturbing image of an animal in pain making a dog-like sound.