Ducky jokes
Why did the ducky get arrested?
He got caught selling quack.
A penguin and a polar bear are sitting in a bathtub. The penguin asks the polar bear, "Hey, can you pass the soap?" The polar bear obliges.
A few moments later, the penguin asks, "Hey, can you pass the scrubber?" The polar bear does. Shortly after that, the penguin says, "Hey, can you pass the rubber ducky?"
The polar bear, beginning to become upset, turns to the penguin and says, "What do you think I am? A radio?!"
Clarm chin ass bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec.
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt, quack!
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."
That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."
Bro it’s a joke...
