CHABI CHABI CHAB CHAAAAB!
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
What did Stephen hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound"
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
Why Jake?
FRRR N
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.
Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"Na na na na now na na na na now."
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
Skibidi bop mmm dada BOOOOOM!
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
