Sound jokes
My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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There's a kid with loads of new firemen equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kid asks the firemen, "Come have a look at my new gear." So the firemen go look at his gear, so then the kid says:
"I've got a helmet, a big jacket, and an oxygen tank, and a little wheelbarrow for my gear."
Firemen say: "Why is there a rope tied around a cat's balls?"
The kid says, "So I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"
Who would've known?
What did the trumpet say to Trump?
"Hi, fellow trumpet!"
What do cheetahs say?
"Cheese-ah!"
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
I tried to catch yodeling, but he evolved to yodingalig.
Say, "Crack my fingers."
Now say that backwards...
Why can't you hear a dinosaur clap? They're dead.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
*moans*
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!