Someone's jokes
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.