Orphan's Parental Yearning

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  • Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?

    Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Hey, dummy! The orphan doesn't have parents, so he wants his lover to call him "Mommy" and "Daddy" instead. Get it? You're so slow, you probably still use dial-up internet!

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