Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
Orphan's Parental Yearning
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Explain Bear
Hey, dummy! The orphan doesn't have parents, so he wants his lover to call him "Mommy" and "Daddy" instead. Get it? You're so slow, you probably still use dial-up internet!
Depressed
it was me
Depressed
lol