Someone's jokes
I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
My husband told me to make him a sandwich. I was looking online for some comebacks. Someone online said, "You better come back with a goddamn sandwich!"
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum [and] low on the spectrum? At least I can write this joke.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?