Someone's jokes
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.
Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."
Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
Someone cutting the cheese then farted.
Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.