Someone's jokes

Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?

It's always someone you know.

Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."

What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.

Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?

Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."

Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation.

When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."

Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!

There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.

Why was the people's wedding so miserable...

'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.

I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.

I think someone must've poached it.

I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?

Someone cutting the cheese then farted.

Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!

Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"

Is it bad to hit an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.

Someone is adding dirt to my garden!

The plot thickens!

Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.

Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.

NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".

SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.

WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.