Someone's jokes

Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.

What do you call someone who is half a Jew?

Jew-ish.

Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!

Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.

Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.

Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?

What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.

Anne Frank: This one time at camp, someone had too much gas.

I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!

What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?

One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.

How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?

If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.

"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.

Someone is adding dirt to my garden!

The plot thickens!

Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.

Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.

Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."

The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.

What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!

There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.

Someone cutting the cheese then farted.

Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"

I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?

NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".

SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.

WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.