Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents. And I lost my job as zookeeper.
What deos a grape do if a rhino is about to squash it Nothing it just lets out a little wine
What do you call a grey, fat and very old unicorn? A rhino
ask someone if they are a rhino, if they say yes, tell them "so youre horny" and if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell of I know)
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino ??
El if I know
Why did the rhino eat the car. Poop
Heres some of my weird jokes: What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go. Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of it's house? Because it's in its name. Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese 1st.
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix
Helliphino
