Rhino jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

Answer: Elephino.

Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.

What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?

Hellephino (Hell if I know)

What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?

A rhino.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

El, if I know.

Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.

What does a grape do if a rhino is about to squash it?

Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.

Why did the rhino eat the car?

Poop.

Here's some of my weird jokes:

What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.

Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.

Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?

Helliphino!

"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?

Robin: "The car's not working."

Batman: "Did you check the battery?"

Robin: "What's a tery?"

I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.

Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?

A) Robert Drowney Jr.