Rhino

Rhino Jokes

Life

Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.

Cross

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

El, if I know.

Zookeeper

Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.

Grape

What does a grape do if a rhino is about to squash it?

Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.

Unicorn

Here's some of my weird jokes:

What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.

Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.

Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.