Rhino jokes
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
What does a grape do if a rhino is about to squash it?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange?" I said: "No it doesn't."
What talks high pitched and can't fly?
A gay man in Iran.
Unicorns
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