Rhino jokes

Why did the rhino eat the car?

Poop.

What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?

A rhino.

What does a grape do if a rhino is about to squash it?

Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

Answer: Elephino.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

El, if I know.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?

Helliphino!

What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?

Hellephino (Hell if I know)

Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.

Here's some of my weird jokes:

What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.

Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.

Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.

Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.

Ok, so let me tell y'all the lore. Basically, what happened was there's these mfs called Rhys and a guy named Mobrur. Mobrur is a fish basically from Bangladesh and Israel, so he's just a fish because he's Netanyahu's cousin, and Liam is from Australia; he's just a white piece of crap.

Basically, what happened was they knocked up each other because they were drunk and jumping on Netanyahu's beer belly, and it was all just a mess. Rhys is trying to get child support and half property from Fish, but he won't give it because he is nasty and claiming what isn't his, and he said, "No one likes you." So to summarize it, he killed him and is in jail now.

And there he met Mooha and he turned straight, Alhamdulillah! EVERYONE SAY ALHAMDULILLAH! He became straight, then Mooha got knocked up in prison and the guards beat them and they died.

How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?

Robin: "The car's not working."

Batman: "Did you check the battery?"

Robin: "What's a tery?"