Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.
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Listen up, buttercup. The joke is about being a "good sleeper." This guy brags he is so good at sleeping he can do it with his eyes closed, which is how everyone sleeps. This is funny because it's a dumb thing to say. Did you know most people blink around 15-20 times a minute? You're probably blinking right now, aren't you?