Someone's jokes
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing. Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?
A steamed vegetable.
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
Why did the Italian American Roman Catholic priest perform fellatio on gay men at the glory hole inside the adult bookstore?
Someone asked him what would he do for a Klondike Bar?
Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...
"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?
Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁
When I die, can someone play "Best Day Ever" during my funeral?
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.
What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool? Posiedown.
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
Normal girl stating her opinion.
My name is Jade Harris. I don’t know if you guys know it, but “rape” jokes are really starting to get sexist and could lead to people getting raped. IT IS MY OPINION PEOPLE DON’T HATE ME! 😡. People are talking about how men are better than women, but men and women are both good. Someone posted about how they hate the media being about women and other bull crap, but fuck it, I hate the media being about both genders. And people sound like fucking rapists here!!! Some boy did story time and then said women are weak and I can rape a women if I feel like it and shit! But no one knows what it feels like to be a women? Only women do. 😠. Women have to have kids with men of course, but it is hard to be a like that. 1. We grow up just the same as men, and men don’t always get judged for dressing except for that stupid pants were we can see your underwear shit, which is pt style. Women are the ones who pay the bills, lose half of there energy and MOST of the time take care of the kids and work for a living men do too. But women get raped and harassed and molested and sexual assaulted/battery/abuse, and when a women wants to dress up how she feels she gets slut shamed for it. So really being a women is harder will being both genders are. Facts!!!
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"