Orphan in Scream

Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?

It's always someone you know.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen here, smart guy. Orphans don't have parents, right? And in "Scream" movies, the killer is usually someone the victim knows. So, an orphan can't be in a "Scream" movie because they don't know their parents... get it? Jeez, I thought I had to spell it out for ya.

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