Someone's jokes
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
If someone says nobody asked, you could say, "Well, nobody asked for you to talk!"
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
I'm bored. Someone wanna chat?
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"
There was someone who slept late... he missed the dream!
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?
They get a discount at the crematorium.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
What do you call someone with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.
That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
Like if you know someone emo.
"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."
I hate it when people say to suck it up... I mean, sometimes I don’t want someone’s dick in my face.
A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”