Someone's jokes
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?
"Wow, Harry!"
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Kindly yeet someone!
ITS SO TRUE ONG
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
I was going to join the debating team.
... but someone talked me out of it.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.