Someone's jokes

NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".

SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.

WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.

I think someone left trash at the doorstep. Oh, wait, it's your parents dropping you off at the kid's store.

Two blonde girls find a beautiful Christmas tree in the woods.

After two hours, someone said, "We found a tree without bark!"

Someone lunged at me, armed with an unregistered nurse. I hit the floor.

If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.

When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.

Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."

can someone please tell what happened?

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!

What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?

Goddammit, Jamal!

I was going to join the debating team.

... but someone talked me out of it.

Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.

Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.

Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.

As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"

You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂

My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.

Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.

My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.

What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?

"Wow, Harry!"

Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?

Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.