Someone's jokes
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
Two blonde girls find a beautiful Christmas tree in the woods.
After two hours, someone said, "We found a tree without bark!"
I think someone left trash at the doorstep. Oh, wait, it's your parents dropping you off at the kid's store.
Someone lunged at me, armed with an unregistered nurse. I hit the floor.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
can someone please tell what happened?
My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.