Someone's jokes
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
can someone please tell what happened?
Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
Memes
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
Kindly yeet someone!
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.