I hate these double standards.
if you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job" if you do it at home you're "destroying evidence"
You find some dust on the ground. Your friends dare you to snort it... Then you realize your in a crematorium.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
I have double standards, burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
My uncle got really badly burned the other day. They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
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Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets! UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!! Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE! Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematoriom you're doing "a good job" do it at home and your "destroying evidence." Error sans: every time you make a typo, the errorists win..
