Crematorium

Crematorium Jokes

I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."

Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!

UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!

Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!

Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."

Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.

You find some dust on the ground. Your friends dare you to snort it... Then you realize you're in a crematorium.

I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.