Crematorium jokes

I hate these double standards.

If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".

If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?

My uncle got really badly burned the other day.

They don't fuck around at the crematorium.

I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."

Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!

UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!

Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!

Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."

Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.

You find some dust on the ground. Your friends dare you to snort it... Then you realize you're in a crematorium.

I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.

Cremation,

The last chance for a smoking hot body.

Ah yes, cremation. My last chance of having a smokin' hot body.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.

Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Cremation:

My last hope for a smoking hot body.