Crematorium jokes

I hate these double standards.

If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".

If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?

My uncle got really badly burned the other day.

They don't fuck around at the crematorium.

I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."

Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!

UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!

Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!

Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."

Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.

You find some dust on the ground. Your friends dare you to snort it... Then you realize you're in a crematorium.

I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.

Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Cremation,

The last chance for a smoking hot body.

A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.

At my funeral, take the bouquet off the coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who's next.