I hate these double standards.
If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".
Crematorium Jokes
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
You find some dust on the ground. Your friends dare you to snort it... Then you realize you're in a crematorium.
I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
