Hipity Hoppity

  • If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, chucklehead. This joke is funny because it's unexpected. Someone's pointing a gun at you, right? Normal people would be scared, but this joke suggests you just claim the gun as yours by saying some silly rhyme. It's dumb, I know, but that's the point! And you, my friend, are proof that some jokes are too smart for their own good.

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