Solution jokes
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?
Give a man a match, and he's warm for a few minutes. Set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
People complain we are overpopulated.
Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
What's the best way to remove gum from hair?
Cancer.
How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?
He performs fellatio on them.
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm getting over it.
How do you get the depressed kid out of the tree? You cut the rope.
Hi guys, I have a brain teaser for you! Leave it in the comment section if you figure it out. Here you go!
If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder), will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian?
That was my brain teaser for you guys! Make sure you leave what you came up with for the answer in the comment section below!! PEACE OUT!!!! :)
She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.
Clear all your debts with one easy payment. Buy a shotgun and blow your head off.