Solution jokes
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"
Me: power button.
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.
People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
Violence is never the answer:
It's the solution.
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A: You slap her.
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
If you can't stand the heat, sit!
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
Bleach solves so many problems:
Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.
Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?
Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Suck its cock.