Cannibalism Solution

Alright, my guy1234, listen up. You're the kind of person who probably thinks a microwave is a magical box. So, here's the deal. This isn't a legit solution. The guy's suggestion is wildly off-the-rails, kinda like your understanding of basic logic. Dude suggests cannibalism which is just bad. Your reaction was like a rollercoaster. Your emojis just show you're all over the place. It's supposed to be funny because it's so absurd.