Solution jokes
Where did the eye doctor keep all his kittens? On Cat-A-Racks!
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box?
A blender.
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Hit your wife harder.
When I'm sad, I cut myself...A PIECE OF CAKE!
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
How did Santa fit down the chimney?
He buttered it.
Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis? A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
How do you get bubblegum out of your hair? Cancer.
How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?
Wave.
A guy finds a genie.
He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."
"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"