Solution jokes
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Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0
Student: 69 gay = xxx
Teacher: You're out!!!
Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*
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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and sick his dick.
Hey, math:
I鈥檓 really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she鈥檚 gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
Why couldn鈥檛 the guy make bubbles?
He couldn鈥檛 find the right solution.
The greatest doctor, smartest man, young geek, and inspiring preacher are on a plane. The pilot dies of a heart attack and is confirmed by the doctor. But, there are only 3 parachutes on the plane. The doctor takes one and says,
"People need me for my excellent medicine!" and jumps out. The smart man grabs one and shouts,
"People are in need of my great knowledge!" and jumps out. There is only one more parachute on the plane. The preacher says to the geek,
"You are too young. Take the final parachute and go." The geek instead says,
"No, there are two parachutes left, the 'smart' one took my backpack."
I wanted to solve teen suicide, so I shot up a middle school.
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
What do you do when a baby starts to cry?
You use more lube.
I've got 99 problems and one of them is that I count my problems instead of solving them.
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
How do you get gum out of your hair? Cancer.
Three blonde girls are on an island, and they are much too far away from land to swim. They find a genie on the island who offers them each one wish. The first girl says, "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island!" So the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.
The next girl says, "I wish I was even smarter than her so I don't have to do so much manual labor!" So she turns into a brunette and makes a sailboat and lets the wind take her off the island.
The final girl says, "I wish I was smarter than both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.
What's the best cure for aging? Suicide.
What do you do when your baby starts screaming?
Use more lube.
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
How do kill a redneck?
Wait until he is fucking his sister and take the brakes off his house.
What does a spy do when he's cold?
He goes under cover.