Society jokes
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
Yo mama's so fat, she's a feminist!
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
I bought drugs today.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
I'm offended.
- Liberals
A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."