Society jokes
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
Bored?
Burn an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
Hardest part about being a paedophile?
Fitting in.
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.