Society jokes
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
What's fast and almost got away?
A Mexican jumping the border.
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
Everything is made in China... except for baby girls.
I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
Bored?
Burn an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."