Society jokes
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
What is the difference between men and women?
Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?