Society jokes
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
Hardest part about being a paedophile?
Fitting in.
Memes
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot.
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"