Society jokes
I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
Bored?
Burn an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
Hardest part about being a paedophile?
Fitting in.
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.