Society jokes
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
Memes
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
Hardest part about being a paedophile?
Fitting in.
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀