Society jokes
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.