Sexist jokes
My husband told me to make him a sandwich. I was looking online for some comebacks. Someone online said, "You better come back with a goddamn sandwich!"
In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?
Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.
I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, “What do you do?” And she said, “I’m a brain surgeon.” And I don’t know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed.
Most women can’t pull off sarcasm.
Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone, please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.
Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?
Woman: What’s a good comeback for my sexist husband when he tells me to go make him a sandwich?
Husband: I know! How about you COMEBACK with a goddamn sandwich?
I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.
Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?
One's a superhero, one's a command.
My girlfriend didn't bring me the sandwich, so I brought the gas.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
Okay, when I leave for ONE DAY something happens like people being sexist and men saying that women are weak (Which is Not True), AND rape. I hate hearing and really saying the word. Just stop with all this nonsense. I say rape and sexist and woman assault jokes should not be allowed. They are too cruel and mean to women. Most men are weaker than women. So don't anyone make anymore things or "jokes" about rape. Women are strong and don't be mean to them.
Sincerely, watersharky (How did I not misspell????)
Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?