Sexist jokes

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.

How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?

A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.

I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, “What do you do?” And she said, “I’m a brain surgeon.” And I don’t know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed.

Most women can’t pull off sarcasm.

In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?

Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.

In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?

My husband told me to make him a sandwich. I was looking online for some comebacks. Someone online said, "You better come back with a goddamn sandwich!"

Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first.

I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.

Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone, please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.

Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?

We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.

Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?

A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.

Woman: What’s a good comeback for my sexist husband when he tells me to go make him a sandwich?

Husband: I know! How about you COMEBACK with a goddamn sandwich?

What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?

There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.

(Just a joke, no offense.)

How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?

My girlfriend didn't bring me the sandwich, so I brought the gas.

What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?

There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.

What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

One's a superhero, one's a command.

What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.

God creates dog.

God: "You are man's best friend."

Dog: "That's pretty sexist."

God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"

Dog: "....."

God: "And chocolate kills you!"

Dog: "🐶"