Sexist Jokes

My husband told me to make him a sandwich. I was looking online for some comebacks. Someone online said You better comeback with a goddamn sandwich

In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?

Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor

I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, “what do you do?” And she said, “I’m a brain surgeon.” And I don’t know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed. Most women can’t pull off sarcasm

Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.

Why haven’t any women gone to the moon...?

A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned

How much women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading

How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer...?

A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.

What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?

There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.

(just a joke, no offense)

Woman- What’s a good comeback for my sexist husband when he tells me to go make him a sandwich

Husband- I know! How about you COMEBACK with a godda*n sandwich?

Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first

I respect woman’s choices....either she wants to cook first, then clean or is she wants to clean first the cook

if you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?

How is a woman like a condom?

Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

whats the difference between ironman and ironwoman

ones a superhero ones a command

*God creates dog* God: "You are man's best friend"

Dog: "That's pretty sexist"

God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak"

Dog: "....."

God: "And chocolate kills you!"

Dog: "🐶"

My girlfriend didnt bring me the sandwich so i brought the gas

What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?

There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.