Society jokes

What is a Mexican's only obstacle?

Border patrol.

Why do orphans go to church so much?

So they can have someone to call father.

If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.

If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.

I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.

Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a Viagra.

Jill was drunk, fell to her knee, Jack had his chance, did Jill till 3.

I donated to the LGBTQ community. Hopefully now they can find a cure.

Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.

Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.

What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?

A rock can break a glass ceiling.

What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."

What’s the difference between drugs and kids?

I don’t do drugs.

Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭

If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.

“Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?”

“No.”

“Neither have they.”

Asian pregnancy test:

Stick a Rubix cube into pussy.

Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.

I can't stand disability jokes.

What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?

A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).

What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.

Would you like to try African food?

They would too.

Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.

Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...

'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.