Society jokes
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
So I was at a restaurant and I really hit it off with the waitress, so one thing led to another and I'm at her place and she was really nice at the IHOP but when I was there with her she was all like "ahhh! what are you doing!?!?!? how did you get in my house?!?!?" and then she punched me and I'm the one who ended up in prison.
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
BLM.
God sent gays to fix overpopulation. Until they ended same-sex marriage.
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
Why couldn’t the orphan find home?
Didn’t have eyes.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)