Society jokes
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
I can't stand disability jokes.
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
You: Find a time clock that can change time.
Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?
You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!