Society jokes
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.
Memes
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.
Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a Viagra.
Jill was drunk, fell to her knee, Jack had his chance, did Jill till 3.
I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma, why is that man in a box?"
And she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "What kind of box did he live in before?! How is this box better than the last one?! It's just a box!"
And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.
I donated to the LGBTQ community. Hopefully now they can find a cure.
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?
A rock can break a glass ceiling.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids?
I don’t do drugs.
Asian pregnancy test:
Stick a Rubix cube into pussy.
Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
Like if you meet someone emo.
If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."
“Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?”
“No.”
“Neither have they.”
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.