Society jokes

Life's like a box of chocolates. Doesn't last long for fat people.

An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."

A homeless kid once said he will go home.

COVID is like fashion...

We started hearing about it in Italy...

Became popular in LA and NYC...

Florida ignored it...

And it was all made in China in the end.

For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?

The apples get picked.

A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."

His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."

I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.

Paedophiles are f***ing immature assholes.

Why can't an orphan have sex?

They have no one to call "daddy."

Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.

I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.

Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.

My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!

The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.

Incest.

When your genealogy chart is a straight line.

Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!

Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why do y’all do this?

Because you're lonely.

There are multiple. That’s the joke.

What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.

What do you call a lying Mexican?

Pinocchico.