Society jokes
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
Gwen, don't worry, everyone hates you, by the way! Have anything to say? Then who cares? You can't stop me.
Unknown person is going to give you a hint of who hates you...we were in a club, a meeting...btw this is you!
[Image of Gwen]
Later, Bitch!!!!!!!!
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
I don't think we should eliminate the LGBT.
However-
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
What do you call a missing Indian woman?