Society jokes
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.
Asian pregnancy test:
Stick a Rubix cube into pussy.
Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
“Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?”
“No.”
“Neither have they.”
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."
Memes
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
I can't stand disability jokes.
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?