So I was at a restaurant and I really hit it off with the waitress, so one thing led to another and I'm at her place and she was really nice at the IHOP but when I was there with her she was all like "ahhh! what are you doing!?!?!? how did you get in my house?!?!?" and then she punched me and I'm the one who ended up in prison.
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
"Can we at least give them one credit—for abiding the traffic laws?"
Remember kids.
Killing an AISH worker is a victimless crime.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you.
Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life.
This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.
I was staring at boobs, and she said, "Press One?"
So I did...
I don't remember much after that.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.
My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!
Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.
I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
